NEW YORK — In the middle of his first spring-training game for the Nippon Ham Fighters a few years back, Brian Sweeney ran to the mound, picked up the ball and looked around. This was exciting for him, his Japanese baseball career about to begin. He was fired up and eager except — and this was kind of weird — he was out on the field all alone. No catcher. No infielders. No outfielders. No hitters. Even the umpires were nowhere to be seen. All the rest of his teammates were still in the dugout and when Sweeney finally looked in their direction, they waved to him to hurry back to the bench.
"Turns out that, in Japan, they do like a YMCA thing with cheerleaders on the field in the fifth inning every game," Sweeney said. "It's a big deal, kind of like an intermission during the game. It's also when some of the players can go smoke a cigarette."
Sweeney had no idea about the "fifth-inning
"Why?" he said. "Don't ask why. That's why."
This was a common refrain for him during his first year in Japan. Why do players have to bring their suitcases to the park a day before the team leaves on a road trip? Don't ask why.
Why do players get dressed in their hotel rooms and then bus to the ballpark in uniform? Don't ask why.
Why is there no postgame meal in the
Why, and this is one he'd still like to know, do teams in the Central League keep their starting
"The manager would come up and say, 'Sweeney-san, today you're going to be a decoy,' " Sweeney said. "And at first you're like, 'What? Why?' " Don't ask why.

